Personal Reflections

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (perhaps)

I don’t know about the veracity of this, but it’s still cute.
 

Deep Thoughts

            by Jack Handy

 

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”

6 thoughts on “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (perhaps)

  1. Do we need to come rescue your child?

    One time I told a kid I was babysitting about ninjas. He said he’d shoot ninjas with a gun, and I felt obliged by complete honesty to inform him that he wouldn’t have time to get a gun if a ninja was coming after him… am I going to hell?

  2. Do we need to come rescue your child?

    One time I told a kid I was babysitting about ninjas. He said he’d shoot ninjas with a gun, and I felt obliged by complete honesty to inform him that he wouldn’t have time to get a gun if a ninja was coming after him… am I going to hell?

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