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Today’s Dad Joke


How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

Crafted this one up on Canva, which lately is my go-to for quick graphic needs. Whether YouTube thumbnails, a quick poster (like this one), or to add text of a haiku to one of my images, Canva is solid. It is very powerful, with lots of templates, lots of fonts…you get the idea. Of course, it’s nowhere nearly as powerful as Photoshop, but most folks never need that kind of “umph”.

Dad joke of the day

If you know me well, you know I have an affinity for dad jokes. Puns, groaners, all the quintessential “dad jokes”. I find them funny and kind, not delighting in crudeness or cruelty.

So, with that in mind, I’ll start posting daily (near daily?) dad jokes for your delight and edification. So, here’s number one.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

So, I hope your Monday went well and that you have a marvelously productive week.