Unexpected Dad Jokes

One of my favorite online comics, Lunarbaboon, featured this dad joke today:

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In the comments, Derek S. left this gem of a dad joke:

I went to see my new doctor today, and I have to admit, I was a little shocked. He was from Madrid, and he had sleeve tattoos and tattoos on both hands. My surprise must have been obvious because he said “it’s okay, you’re not the first. No one expects the Spanish inked physician.”

It hints at this classic Monty Python sketch, which I’ve added below for the edification of those unfamiliar with Monty Python.

Mr. Spock on “Getting Your Shit Together”

I find this oft-repeated desire to collect one’s fecal matter in one place, presented as a positive, most puzzling. 

Just a random thought which marched through my brain today.

Another Great Comic From PhD Comics

I did a few projects, back in the day (so to speak), at the University of Washington. There were several professors there that would match this profile.

On a side note: there were several developers and computer scientists at Microsoft who would as well.

I highly recommend checking out PhD comics, as I find them wonderful.

Gasping for air 

Gasping for more air 

Tears now descending my face 

Friend’s delightful wit