How Good Am I At PowerPoint?

 

Image may contain: text that says 'Boss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: Excel at it Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word'

I love sewing puns
Though they often needle me
I’m left in stitches

A Haiku During Allergy SeasonĀ 

When I said “haiku”
The response was “gesundheit”
Healthy poetry?